If a guy says, "I'm different than other guys"...

BEWARE!!! "Pat" (known as HeShe now) picked me up for dinner w/ roses...took me to a $$$$ dinner and kept telling me he wasn't like all the other guys...he was "different". OK, Helen noticed his skin was a little smooth, but the last boyfriend, Fred from Tennessee, prided himself on his "smooth skin" and told her hers wasn't smooth enough! She'd thought this odd...but he was the furthest thing from gay!! So Helen didn't think too much when Pat mentioned he'd had a facial. Both Fred and Pat were overly concerned w/ their appearance (white teeth, body...). Helen had a little too much t0 drink and kissed Pat, which she normally wouldn't've wanted to do. She did think he was a "tender" kisser, but after a few glasses of vino, didn't think any further re. The next day she receives a call from her Shoppers Anonymous guy friend who they'd run into, only to learn that Pat used to be Patty and is a HeShe! OMG!!!